♦ “Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income.” ~Alfred E. Neuman ♦ “Intaxication: euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.” ~Greg Oetjen, from a Washington Post word contest ♦ “I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is—I could be just as proud for half the money.” ~Arthur Godfrey ♦ “There’s only one kind of tax that would please everybody-one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.” ~Earl Wilson