More Tax Humor

♦ “The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.”
~Ronald Reagan

♦ “The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don’t know when it’s through if you are a crook or a martyr.”
~Will Rogers

♦ “There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some.”
~Martin A. Sullivan, economist

♦ “You know it’s a bad day when your income tax refund check bounces.”
~Author unknown