[Lisa Simpson, as President of the United States] Lisa: If I’m going to bail the country out, I’ll have to raise taxes, but in my speech I’d like to avoid calling it a, “painful emergency tax.” Milhouse: What about, “colossal salary-grab.” Lisa: See, that has the same problem. We need to soften the blow. Milhouse: Well, if you just want to out-and-out lie … [Lisa doesn’t object] Okay, we could call it a, “temporary refund adjustment.” Lisa: I love it. [Later, Lisa is on TV] Lisa: My fellow Americans and voting illegal aliens, I will not mince words. Your country needs you. That’s why today I’m proposing a temporary refund adjustment. Moe: Refund adjustment? Hey, sounds good to me. Lenny: Sure beats a tax. Carl: We love you, President Simpson.
