Great Tax Moment in Simpsons History July 1, 2008 Mark Robyn Gerald Prante Mark Robyn, Gerald Prante [Homer finds out about the new tax to pay for fixing the town’s bear problem] Homer: Woo-hoo! A perfect day. Zero bears and one big fat hairy paycheck. [opens it up] Hey! How come my pay is so low? … Bear patrol tax! This is an outrage! It’s the biggest tax increase in history! Lisa: Actually, Dad, it’s the smallest tax increase in history. Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax. Lisa: That’s the home-owner tax. Homer: Well, anyway, I’m still outraged. [Later, a mob marches on the Mayor’s office shouting “Down with taxes!”] Mayor Quimby: Are those morons getting dumber or just louder? Assistant: [checks his clipboard] Dumber, sir. They won’t give up the bear patrol, but they won’t pay taxes for it either. Quimby: Ducking this issue calls for real leadership. [at the podium] Mayor Quimby: People, your taxes are too high because of illegal immigrants![…] Moe: Immigants! [sic] I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them. Stay informed on the tax policies impacting you. Subscribe to get insights from our trusted experts delivered straight to your inbox. Subscribe Share Tweet Share Email Topics